The Suture
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thisfuturemd: A 14-year-old boy presents to the emergency department (ED) after “feeling a pinch” on his left foot. On arrival, heart rate is 125 bpm, blood pressure is 172/122, temperature is 99.6°F (37.5°C), respiratory rate is 22, and oxygen saturation is 98%. He is diaphoretic and complaining of diffuse muscle cramps to his extremities and trunk. Electrocardiogram, routine laboratory tests, and toxicology screens are negative. What envenomation could produce this reaction? A. Brown recluse spider B. Centipede C. Black widow spider D. Tick E. Hymenoptera (Photo & Question via @Medscape)
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pimposaur: In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.
The Seven Shittiest Sins
  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit
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svphie: I need a boyfriend just for this
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loftwingfeathers: swimming thru the pussy
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